Dio, I hardly knew ye.

Seriously, I didn't. But he's gone now, died of cancer. Here's Dio being epic:


And a fitting tribute by Tenacious D:

Oh internets

A Hutaree militia message board has been attacked by the glorious /b/tard army. Their weapon of choice? Big black dicks. As with many /b/ performance art projects, the message here is hard to divine, but I'm gonna have to go with the fact that there's nothing scarier in the mind of white conservatives than big black dick. After all, the most infamous wingnut militia, the KKK, was founded to rescue white women from the scourge of black cock.

Potato Chips

I have just witnessed, quite possibly, the funniest SNL sketch ever. It is entitled "Potato Chip." It shall be remembered alongside "More Cowbell", "Celebrity Jeopardy", "Van Down by the River", "Toonces", "Mr. Bill" and "Landshark". Yes, it is that good: